By Dan Nosowitz on October 9, 2015
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Another big spiky fruit is the legendary durian, also native to Southeast Asia. The durian’s misleading nature comes not because it’s a mean-looking fruit that tastes delicious, but because it’s a mean-looking fruit that doesn’t taste like a fruit at all. The durian’s strong, almost putrid odor masks a creamy flesh that tastes sort of like a garlic-onion puree. (It’s an acquired taste.)
Blue Java Banana
Here in the US, we’re accustomed to one, two, or maybe three types of bananas. There’s the “regular banana,” which is technically of the Cavendish variety. There are baby bananas, too, which show up in markets sometimes, and I suppose you could toss plantains into the mix, too. Few Americans are familiar with the Blue Java banana, a variety that is, yes, a pale and lovely blue, which is weird enough already. But it gets weirder: The Blue Java is also sometimes known as an “ice cream banana,” because it tastes bizarrely similar to vanilla ice cream.
Strawberries are pale when unripe, a fact that’s becoming more relevant as chefs have begun playing with green, unripe strawberries in savory dishes and pickles. But pineberries are even paler than that: They’re small, nearly white berries that debuted in the New York area in 2012. But they don’t taste like regular strawberries: In Germany, they’re known by the name “pineapple-strawberry,” testifying to their distinctly pineapple-like flavor.
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The ackee is a fruit in the lychee family, native to West Africa. It spread with the slave trade and found itself best loved in Jamaica, where it’s become an integral part of the national dish, ackee and saltfish. The fruit is shaped sort of like a brain, and pale white on the inside while bright, festive red on the outside. However, it doesn’t taste like a tropical fruit at all—its flavor and texture are most similar, flying in the face of all reason, to scrambled eggs.
The dragonfruit, pictured at the top of this post, is perhaps the world’s coolest-looking fruit: a supernatural orange-pink, oblong with petal-like protrusions coming out from all sides. And it’s called the dragonfruit! What a cool name! Open it up, and you might be even more intrigued: The most common varieties are either pure white or a blood red, both with many tiny black seeds. And all of that crashes to the ground as soon as you taste it, because the best-looking fruit in the world is also one of the most bland. Dragonfruit tastes like an unholy offspring of a kiwi and a glass of sugar-water. Zero acidity, very little flavor, just a slight sweetness. It stinks.